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MG TD TF 1500 - Jokes on Lucas 'The prince of darkness'

The thread on rustproofing the chassis reminded me of a few jokes on Lucas "The prince of darkness"
Some of you might know them, but perhaps some of you don't:

1 Lucas: inventor if selfdimming headlamp

2 If Lucas made guns, wars would not start either

3 In the 1970s Lucas produced vacuumcleaners for a short period; it was the only Lucasproduct that did not suck....

4. Why do the English drink warm beer?? Lucas also made regrigerators.

5. I have a Lucas pacemaker and I have never experienced any probl..........


Perhaps some of you also know one?

MGreetings

Erik van Hardeveld The Netherlands
Erik Erik

Try the new Lucas Three Position Headlamp Switch - dim, flicker and off.
Bill Pickthorne

This thread was discussed between 06/06/2003 and 09/06/2003

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